SPACES

One day I heard all the letters on my keyboard arguing about which one was the most important.    The letter 'S' sounded off bragging that it was the most used of all the letters.  All of the vowels yelled out that there wouldn't be any words without them.  After a few minutes of the petty bickering, the space bar spoke up in a deep voice and said,  "Who reads any more?"  They all laughed at him because they didn't like what he said and, anyway, he wasn't even a letter. Space bar then said "Well, type out what I said."  And out it came:
"Whore ads?"

o.o