RANDOM MUSINGS FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL

11/09/2018

STUFF YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW

Hummus is pureed chickpeas.  The good news is they don't come from chicks as I suspected.  Garbanzo beans are the same thing as chickpeas.  Who knew?  They don't come from garbage as I suspected.

The current thinking among evolutionists is that humans have relatively flat faces because they chew.  Yes, chew - with your molars.  You see, most wild animals have snouts - noses far in front of their eyes.  Human mouths sit right below the nose and eyes.  The reason is - we chew our food.  Snouted animals rip or tear and swallow.  Even non-meat eating animals don't do much chewing.  Only those with multiple stomachs and they chew their cud.  If you see a flat-faced creature it probably chews - unless it's your six-year-old.

Did you know the FDA has the power to let growers use chemicals 'when necessary' and still call their produce "organic"?  What the hell!  Why are we paying more for bad fruit and vegetables grown without fertilizer or insecticides or pesticides or something-acides.  Organic growers use more water per acre and they get less produce per acre.  At least let organic be organic.  Don't you enjoy a worm in your apple once in a while?

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